Chorus: Evolution is a fairy tale! Evolution is a fairy tale! Evolution is a fairy tale for grown-ups! (repeat as desired)Well, since the days of Charley Darwin, they've been trying to findAn explanation of creation for the atheist mind,And all the while ignoring this one, plain fact:That dogs make dogs and cats make cats!(chorus)Well, take a look at all the data in our DNA,Now did that accidentily happen? I tell you, "No way!'An intelligent designer with a grand designMade it wonderful, organized- divine!(chorus)bridge #1: When I was young I didn't understand, There was no "Easter Bunny" or the "Boogie Man", Now that I'm older, they want me to believe Grampa was a monkey swinging from a tree?!(chorus)Well, it's a theory in crisis and it's wanting to die,But their only other choice is the throne in the sky,Unless they believe a theory twice as lame,"We were put down here when the aliens came"!(chorus)bridge #2: "I am the captain of my ship, I am the master of my [fate]" [Ref. Henley's 'Invictus'] Well if you persist in this ego trip, You will miss the boat and it will be too late!
